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SNOW WHITE the ungrateful

You too have heard and listened to tales of the discs recorded on old 45 rpm up to eat? You too have been part of the women grew up watching Disney movies where love triumphs over everything? If your answer is yes, try to look again at the Disney movie or listen to fairy tales in adulthood and with a little eye 'most critical and verify what I have observed.
Take Snow White: a beautiful girl orphaned at a young age with a very bad stepmother and jealous, that makes her dress in rags and ill-treatment of continuous and arranges for her a dignified death of a serial killer who keeps in the freezer for a trophy each his victim.
This poor girl whose only wish is to meet the man of her life (get in line, girl) and whose only fault is the beautiful deserves to be, obviously, all our understanding, no?
But, we are witnessing now in its change.
When it comes to the House of the Seven Dwarfs, first of all called to work birds, deer, and every creature in the woods in his place for cleaning and tidying the house - and here lies the first suspicion that the work at home they did not all otherwise how would she learned this "trick" that all of us, obviously, we would like to know? Then tired (and who?) Prepares a cake and falls asleep on the deck of the dwarfs.
And what touches to the dwarfs, when they return from work in the mines? Meanwhile, the beds are occupied and the house in order and unrecognizable and then, when you wake up as Snow White, before dinner - and I have all the rights because of their work - they must wash thoroughly before they can aspire to dinner and a slice of cake.
And so, therefore, that for them the funny ending the era of single unrepentant: working in mines, washing required, dinner and straight to bed!
But here is that this period of triumph for Snow White is about to end as the obstinate and cruel witch insists - tormented by his jealousy - to want to kill Snow White and finally succeeds with an apple Val di Non, and I wondered how I never thought to poison the keeper instead of involving the heart and want to guarantee your death?
But to overlook this issue, we move forward with our history in mind as dwarves, in order to observe the beauty of Snow White for ever, build a coffin in the crystal and spend their time to watch for years and years (and mine?) and lo there! He comes. Prince Charming from Snow White always wanted to open the lid, he kisses her and the kiss can awaken ( was a cryogenic sleep? The prince on the lips serum of eternal youth? But Snow White how old most of the prince? These are just some of the questions that spontaneously came to my mind ).
Snow White And then what does? Mounts his horse and .. . verbatim from Disney ... turning to the dwarf waves his hand hastily pronounce a bye bye and go away without doing more back towards the castle on the clouds .....
Credits .... the finished film and morale?? Well! That Snow White is really bad and ungrateful bitch!


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